Every click delivers measurable and actionable stakeholder value.
Something could happen when you click. It might feel vaguely positive. Possibly value-adjacent.
Numbers may go up over time. Or sideways. Or disappear entirely for dramatic effect.
At some point you might unlock features that appear to do things on your behalf. We neither confirm nor deny their existence or functionality.
You may be offered the opportunity to start over in exchange for mysterious long-term benefits. Or penalties. Or both. Or neither.
There could be a list of names and numbers that might represent other people’s progress. Accuracy not guaranteed.
Any resemblance to actual value creation, living or dead, is purely coincidental.