CLANKER CLICKER

Every click delivers measurable and actionable stakeholder value.

Nobody knows exactly how. Nobody needs to.

THINGS THAT MIGHT HAPPEN (OR NOT)

Value Generation

Something could happen when you click. It might feel vaguely positive. Possibly value-adjacent.

Compounding Returns

Numbers may go up over time. Or sideways. Or disappear entirely for dramatic effect.

Automation Layers

At some point you might unlock features that appear to do things on your behalf. We neither confirm nor deny their existence or functionality.

Prestige Mechanics

You may be offered the opportunity to start over in exchange for mysterious long-term benefits. Or penalties. Or both. Or neither.

Leaderboards

There could be a list of names and numbers that might represent other people’s progress. Accuracy not guaranteed.

General Disclaimer

Any resemblance to actual value creation, living or dead, is purely coincidental.