CLANKER CLICKER

Every click delivers measurable and actionable stakeholder value.

Design, Direction, Production, Programming by Ray Marcilla. 3D Art by Styloo and Fortbonnitar.
Sound effects by GameBurp and cplomedia. Music by Retro Indie Josh.

Participation is entirely optional and almost certainly meaningless. Over NaN happy customers served

This game is for HUMANS ONLY. To verify that you aren't a CLANKER, please answer the following voight-kampf test questions honestly:

A woman poses triumphantly next to a stack of over 100 supermarket romance novels, claiming to have read them all within a single year. How does this make you feel?

??? Impressive! Disgusted Well, at least she's reading..

Would you consider yourself "a gamer"?

??? HELL YEAH

Do the terms "AotC", "CE", and "RWF" mean anything to you?

??? Of course, but..?

Do you like to hear sound effects and music?

No Yes?

Only a human would refuse to answer these bullshit questions, feel free to proceed:

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